![]() ![]() The platforming phases are more compelling, but still poorly designed. ![]() Trying to get anywhere involves too little speed, too much waiting, and an unfortunate amount of hearing Gollum choking on his own breath. It could be fun to run around with Gollum, thanks to his surprising sprint speed, but he has a stamina meter that depletes in just a few seconds and takes far longer to replenish. It never feels like there’s any point to it, just busywork. There’s always some conceptually different scenario, like crawling through small openings to detonate explosives, but functionally it’s a series of marches across the same areas over and over again. There’s the chores phase, in which Gollum goes from one waypoint to another to complete some menial task. He's trying to trick us! We let him go, he'll throttle us in our sleep.There are generally three phases to any level, and they range from uninteresting to just plain bad. I told you he was tricksy, I told you he was false.įilthy little hobbitses! They stole it from us! We'll be nice to them, if they be nice to us. It's hopeless! Every orc in Mordor is going to hear this racket! Let's just tie him up and leave him. There is no promise you can make that I can trust. It's hopeless! Every orc in Mordor is going to hear this racket! Let's just just tie him up and leave him. You were not so very different from a Hobbit once, were you? They do not see what lies ahead, when Sun has faded and Moon is dead. Gandalf told me you were one of the River-folk.Ĭold be heart and hand and bone. Master should be resting, Master needs to keep up his strength. And then we takes it once they're dead.Ĭome on Hobbits. Where is he? Where has he gone? Hey, Gollum! Where are you? and we be the master!īut the fat Hobbit, he knows. ![]() Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! SMEAGOL IS FREE! *I* saved us! It was me! *We* survived because of *me*! Where would you be without me, uh? gollum, gollum. You don't have any friends nobody likes you! Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE. ![]()
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